WHY THIS BLOG?

I AM PARCA'S CHOSEN:
Parca is the Roman Goddess of Childbirth and Destiny and after you get to know me, you will see why I believe she has, without doubt, made me her Poster Child. I deal with the odd serious issue but for the most part, my posts are just some cheeky fun, reviews of favorite shows, and true stories that will make you laugh out loud (or run screaming...I don't know you well enough to predict your behavior). You'll find satire with the odd parody tossed in....and most definitely a generous helping of hyperbole, with a dollop of facetiousness.

I am Canadian so expect a bit of politeness too. Sorry.

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1) MY eBOOKS CAN BE FOUND ON AMAZON HERE:
DENISE ON AMAZON
2) MY eBook Trailers are on YOUTUBE
3) My website:denisesevierfries.com
4) My Photo-Art Youtube Trailer is here too.

5) My old monthly column: The Lighter Side of Self Publishing
6) Outlander Series Facebook forum: the popular book/tv series group I am admin on, is The BEST and BIGGEST with over 100,000+ members! Come join us! *click on bold red words

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

JAMIE & CLAIRE TEXTS: My 'Outlander Today' Memes


#1 ON AMAZON for GRAPHIC NOVELS
on April 21 2014!
How's that for good news today? I am grateful to all the Outlander fans who have been 'getting' my humor...THANK YOU!! VOL.2 in almost done!


**DIANA GABALDON APPROVED OF THE MEMES!**

Ever wonder what present-day texts between Jamie and Claire would look like?

YAY!! My new wee eBook is out on Amazon! THANKS to all the passionate fans on the biggest and best Outlander fan club on facebook, Outlander Series FB group (link to group) who encouraged me to make it! I FB PM'd Diana herself to ask if the memes were okay as I didn't want to step on her toes in any way, and she said they were a parody and not FANFIC, which she dislikes and discourages, and were HILARIOUS, which she approved of me quoting her! As I say in the opening page, the money earned goes straight to my daughter's University Fund (she has the makings of a very fine writer!). THANK YOU all for your support and know you share Diana's sense of humor! CHEERS!
**UPDATE: I don't read reviews much but see that there is an attack squad bashing this poor wee bookie on Amazon and it is lead by the members of a Hate Group that stalks me (Ishityounot!) consisting of bullies who are pathetically bitter for being banned from the  aforementioned massive FB group I run. Like all writing, however, any attention, even if bad attention keeps the writer relevant, so I must thank these people for the hate that is crushing their souls...it keeps the coffers full. *smug grin*

Please leave a rating on Amazon if you like it! THANK YOU! **click the following text:

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In honor of Diana approving of my parody of her amazing characters:



**8 FIVE STAR REVIEWS after only 2 DAYS!! (April 1-3 2014)









My newest meme: *and Volume 2 on the way!


Another 5 STAR REVIEW:
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***Look for my Queen of Memes OUTLANDER post on this blog...take a wee look and have a giggle or two on me... ;) or just click here to take you directly there.
















Sunday, March 16, 2014

OUTLANDER INSPIRED: THINGS TARTAN (*NOT PLAID, okay?)




In honor of OUTLANDER, a series of books by a woman who has single-handedly made kilts an aphrodisiac and Scottish history more entertaining than a Soap Opera, I give to you THINGS TARTAN (*NOT PLAID, okay?). An eclectic collection of that amazingly versatile and eye-catching artistry.

I was once told the only difference between the words plaid and tartan was that one rhymed with ‘dad’. Incorrect! TRUTH: plaid is a garment, tartan is a pattern. Memorize this fact and WOW any and all who say otherwise.


So, without further ado, here is my collection, inspired by my passion and appreciation of Everything Scottish made real by the imagination, skilled wordsmithery (yes, I can make up words…it’s my blog) and plain old great writing of Herself. 

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  To begin, here is a wee, 6 inch cardboard cutout 'Pocket Jamie'...a must-have for any Outlander Fan. 6 inches is just fine.
And now, random entries:











OH CANADA!

Hermione!!











Ageless Sean Connery!






Scottish Ninja Team:

The Royals!

Ouch...huge tat!



Haaaa!!!!!!