Here is a g-rated version of Outlander (S2 E2) for those who cannot handle the adult version. Not judging...
just trying to help.
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Let’s just get right to the Nipple Dress and get it out of the way. This is how it would look on Outlander Street, with the proper birds:
just trying to help.
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Let’s just get right to the Nipple Dress and get it out of the way. This is how it would look on Outlander Street, with the proper birds:
(*and while we are there, how about that BJR shot in
Season 1?sorry, couldn't resist *snicker*)
Season 1?sorry, couldn't resist *snicker*)
The opening scene to Se E2 should be replaced with cartoons…(*note to self: NEVER google 'cartoon sex gifs' again. Ever.)
...and then this...
Master Raymond is memorable and unique!
The Brothel Scene would be tricky, but doable: 
Oh...and this might have been going on in Murtagh's room
(again, not judging, just putting it out there...)
(again, not judging, just putting it out there...)
The Red Dress!
And King Pooie...I mean Louie and his constipation issues would be more subtle:
And King Pooie...I mean Louie and his constipation issues would be more subtle:
Murtagh’s reaction to the Nipple Dress is funny…like he has
never seen breasts before. So how about this instead?
The sword fight HAS to stay but let's soften it up a bit:
And finally, the Honeypot Wax Job:
We tried test-waxed the nether-regions of
a number of cartoon characters and the reactions varied, but you can judge for yourself
how it would play out on Outlander Street..
*then there's Ursula *raises eyebrows* Well...she takes it like a Boss!
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THERE! Wouldn’t that better?
Now the kids can run past and
you don’t have to scream, “I TOLD YOU THIS IS MOMMY TIME! GO PLAY OUTSIDE!!”
and you won’t need to tell your husband, who thinks you are a softpornhound, “I
TOLD YOU THIS IS MY TIME! BUGGER OFF BEFORE I MAKE GEILLIS’S WIDOWMAKER STEW!!”
You’re welcome.
