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Showing posts with label Black Jack Randall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Black Jack Randall. Show all posts

Sunday, April 9, 2017

OUTLANDER CHARACTER COVER SONGS! Songs they bring to mind...

Music can say SO much.

There are many songs that can make one immediately think of any Outlander characters, whether through the music, lyrics or title, but these songs say it best for me. If you think of any more, post them in the comment section below ...

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BLACK JACK
Fuck You

Psycho Killer





JAMIE

Like A Virgin


Time In A Bottle


I Will Always Love You



CLAIRE

Torn Between Two Lovers

Band of Gold

Lady In Red



FRANK

Ain't NO Sunshine When She's Gone (yes, this is freakin' MmmmBop Hanson! 'Handsome' more like... the wee lads have grown up MIGHTY FINE!)


Every Time I See Your Picture

My Heart Will Go On




MRS GRAHAM
Dancing Queen



MURTAGH
All By Myself


One Is The Loneliest Number


Mr. Lonely:




LE COMTE

Poison


DOUGAL

Jimmy Crack Corn



Hard To Be Humble

Put Another Log On The Fire



LIZZIE AND THE BEARDSLEY TWINS

Let's Share

Too Young




GEILLIS

Black Widow

Witchy Woman



Evil Woman




ROGER

Son Of A Preacher Man

Like A Prayer

Clann An Drumma - Culloden (Scottish tribal drumming and bagpipes)  



LEGHAIR (LAOGHAIRE)

I Fall To Pieces



Why Not Me

Someone Like You





WILLIAM

Little Willy




BRIANNA

Respect


Hard Headed Woman


Grandpa



ANGUS
Ba Ba Black Sheep

Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw

The Bad Touch



YOUNG IAN

Running Bear


NED GOWN

I Fought The Law



REV WAKEFIELD

Amen (from my favorite Poitier movie!)

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

Hallelujah



JENNY

Hey Sister, Soul Sister

Funny Boob Song



MASTER RAYMOND

Time

It's Not Easy Being Green



UNCLE LAMB

Walk Like An Egyptian



FATHER BAIN

Where Evil Grows




BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE

Dude Looks Like A Lady


KING LOUIS

I'm Too Sexy For MY Shirt

Do You Think I'm Sexy


RUPERT

Your The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore


JAMIE/CLAIRE/FRANK

Incomplete




DIANA GABALDON

If I Could Turn Back Time

Dreamweaver

If You Could Read My Mind


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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

OUTLANDER: THE REAL REASON #SHARKLANDER IS GOING TO HAPPEN



OUTLANDER has become shark bait. 

If ‘shark bait’ means fodder for Armageddon.

Diana Gabaldon’s casual pseudo-announcement of the earth-shattering changes to her books’ adaptations on Starz has caused a ripple in the Cosmos unrivaled in recent literary/cable television history. A ripple so widely felt and feared that The F̶a̶n̶d̶u̶m̶b̶  Fandom has battened down the hatches and cleared the decks (read: stocked up on wine, tissues and chocolate).

Their world was rocked. And not in the good way.

To be exact, Diana (the author of the phenomenal books of the Outlander Series *for those who stumbled on to this post in foggy haze of soon-to-be-legal marijuana looking for pictures of sharks {sorry to disappoint}) made a comment on an online forum she frequents called Compuserve and mentioned, in passing, that there would be some upcoming changes and may, or may not have, used the Happy Days Term 'Jump The Shark'. The media got hold of it and well...let's just say I am not the only person with an over-active hyperbole gene:
I am not privy to the exact wording of the online comment but after searching online for approximately 4 seconds, I decided that she said something like this: “In upcoming episodes, Starz is making Jamie blonde with a fake beauty mark that travels around his face from scene to scene. It will fun to guess where it turns up next, and it’ll help the ratings…”


This of course, caused a meltdown of epic proportions, because we ALL know wandering beauty marks is hardly original (ever watch Men in Tights?) and ‘changes’ really means: complete story-line destruction and sniper-like character annihilation! Sorta. Well, not really...whatever. Anyway...
 *click to enlarge all pics
*is this the REAL meaning behind the dreaded 'mark me' term? *gag*

The 'announcement' *cough cough* had fans running at breakneck speed to their Photoshop apps:
meme courtesy of Melissa Wagner
 
Doctor Gabaldon was quick to try and calm our Collective Fear (the name of a new punk rock band in England, by the way, made up four Outlander fans who stopped watching the show after Claire sang 'Boogie Oogie Bugle Boy') and posted this recantation within hours of the explosion of #Sharklander:*sorry if it blurry...I think she was crying when she wrote it



After another 4 seconds of intense research, I uncovered the bitter truth of what is REALLY going to change in an upcoming episode (probably 7, as the theme song for that episode is the theme music to JAWS)…. and it isn’t anything 'Jamie':


The shark jump is…FRANK TRAVELS THROUGH TIME TO RESCUE AND FIGHT FOR CLAIRE!


Tobias Menzies’ portrayal of Frank Randall (boring and rather inattentive in the books, but on the show is The King of Husbands with a sensual voice that sounds like a heated Rémy Martin Black Pearl Louis XIII Cognac, if a Rémy Martin Black Pearl Louis XIII Cognac could talk) has catapulted him to the top of *MAW’s wet dreams worldwide. (*Middle Aged Women). He has become such a hot commodity that Starz producers decided to re-write the books to allow Frank to Time Travel through the Stones at Craigh Na Dun. 

A brilliant academic and a Professor of History, Frank discovers what really happened to Claire and understands the dangers she must be facing. He goes flippyapeshit with his need to rescue her and finally uncovers an ancient hidden recipe for passing through Time, found in an old battered cookbook of Mrs. Graham (it was penciled in right under Wee Scotch Pies...so yummy...) and finds a way to get to Claire in the 1700's: "Crushed diamonds or rubies, ingested with 2 cloves of garlic, half a cup of raw haggis and 8 cans of Fresca on Halloween night between 6:45 p.m. and 7:08 p.m; this will allow Men-Only to pass through the Stones to another era but, and this is crucial, they must be wearing an apron and curlers in their hair and have their penises tucked well out of sight in a sock puppet of Lambchop." *note: the addition of Fresca to the script was controversial as it isn't really known if it is really that ancient...
Lambchop


I am not sure why Lambchop was used in the story but I have already purchased stocks on the company that makes them, so I don't really care.

Not much else is revealed in this surprising stray from the book except to say that Frank will eventually be sent back to 1945 by Geillis under a Forget All This Shit Spell and will have been gone only 6 days, which nobody notices except Rev Wakefield who assumes Frank is either working undercover for the still-functioning but Top Secret MI6 Spy Agency, or drinking himself silly in a string of bars. He is baffled however, when he finds Frank semi-conscious in the back alley of The Pubic Penguin Pub, wearing only a potato sack apron, 2 rudimentary hair rollers and a sock puppet made of lambswool over his penis.

***JUICY TIDBIT!!
The meeting of Black Jack Randall and Frank, his 20th Century kith & kin, is a real mind-blowing heart-stopper...



*My apologies to anyone who believes any of the above and suffered any form of distress. Let me buy you a drink sometime...perhaps after you are released from that place in One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

15 OF THE MOST HORRIFIC OUTLANDER S1 gifs *NOT for the faint of heart

THESE OUTLANDER GIFS WILL MAKE YOU CRINGE OR CRY.
HEARTBREAKERS.



 





 



 



*cough* NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO THROW UP.
(...and for those who will inevitably ask, I made this post for the sake of showcasing some very difficult scenes acted well, which I think the actors deserve credit for just as much as their realistic make-out scenes and fight sequences...)

Saturday, March 12, 2016

OUTLANDER: 5 OUTRAGEOUS FACTS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SEASON 2… sorta

*Click on pics to enlarge if it pleases you


1) CAITRIONA BALFE RIPPED HER NEW DRESS WITH HER BARE TEETH

Costume designer Terry Dresbach does a wonderful job at creating amazing Outlander wardrobes, but after Cait spent her Wedding in Season 1 with her breasts squished up to her collar bone like a couple of flattened hamburger patties, she went ballistic when trying on her gorgeous red Parisian dress and saw that she was in for another boobmash. She belted out in a very Braveheart-like war cry and screamed ‘FREEEEEEDOMMMMM!!’ then ripped the centre bodice seem open with her teeth (she credits her long, elegant model’s neck for giving her the flexibility for doing this WHILE wearing the dress)

She is quoted as saying that ‘The Sisters need to breathe godammit!’ Terry skillfully stitched up the raw rip with a silk trim and the results made everyone happy. Especially said Sisters.


2) NEWBIE ANDREW GOWER KEPT FORGETTING WHO HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

New to the series, actor Andrew Gower was so overwhelmed by his good fortune and the intense scrutiny of the Outlander fandom, he continually forgot to identify himself correctly during shooting one pivotal scene. The line: "How dare you! I am Prince Charles Stuart and care not for broiled shrimp!” was brutalized over and over again with mistakes like “I am George Washington and care not…” and “I am George C. Scott and care not…” and “I am Dolly The Sheep and care not…” which enraged producer Ron Moore so much that he sent Andrew to his chair on set and told him to sit there until he remembered WHO his character was. 


After being seated for 19 hours (seen here dejected at Hour-18 at 8:00 a.m.; candles still lit despite the morning sun having risen) Andrew jumped up with a wave relief on his face and shouted, “I am Bonnie Princess Charlotte and care not for soiled shrimp!” 

He later confessed that it was the wig that kept throwing him off…


3) THE ACTRESS WHO PLAYS JAMIE’S EX-LOVER DEMANDED TO PLAY HER PART NUDE

Although the book does not call for it, actress Margaux Chatelier, who plays Jamie’s ex-girlfriend, the beautiful temptress Annalise de Marillac, asked producers of Outalnder if she could play her entire part completely naked. Starz declined the generous offer, citing how many lovely gowns had already been created at great expense, as well as the issue of various ratings laws/restrictions, but the serious method actress demanded her style be respected. Finally, an agreement was made that whoever lost a game of Reverse Strip Poker, would have to stay fully dressed on set.  Ron Moore, his wife Maril Davis, Diana Gabaldon, her 4th husband Doug Watkins, Terry Dresbach and Margaux stripped naked and played for only 40 minutes before Margaux was fully dressed, to which they all got dressed and shooting began immediately.
 
*Margaux does not know, however, that marked cards were used (seen in the photo on the side table) and readily available as Tobias Menzies had demanded the same nudity provisions whenever he wished for them…and won. They were his cards.


4) TOBIAS MENZIES IS REALLY AN EVANGELICAL PASTOR

Known to the Outlander Fandom as the serial torturer/rapist Black Jack Randall, and atheist/historian Frank Randall, Tobias is seen here looking up just as he is finishing one of his thrice-hourly prayers. He is seated next to his collection of antique Bibles (seen on the table just behind him). Known also as Pastor Toby, he is an ordained priest and was the founder and former pastor of The Ishityounot Church of The Green, Swanwick, Derbyshire, United Kingdom. *Interesting Notes: 1) ‘ Tobias (Τοβίας) is a Greek version of the Hebrew biblical name "Toviyah" (טוביה), meaning 'The goodness of God‘ 2) Tobias has a dog named ‘Hircanus’ (google it…a coincidence? Ithinknot!)
 
Asked how he comes to terms with playing the dual roles of such an evil man, and such a spiritually lost man, Tobias says he simply sees them as the Devil…both of them, and his portrayal is a Public Service of sorts in that he shows his congregation just what the Devil can look and act like. He adds that he is normally very shy and mild-mannered but the Power of The Lord (HALLELUJAH!) fills him with enough Love and Righteousness (AMEN BROTHER!) that he can fake-rape and pretend to enjoy torture at the drop of a hat (HALLELUJAH!), which he says comes in handy on Bingo Night.


5) STARZ INSISTED 'MOTHER HILDEGARDE' BE PLAYED BY A REAL NUN

The delightfully flirtatious Frances de la Tour won the role of Mother Hildegarde only after promising to divorce her husband, renounce any other Faith AND refrain from shaving her legs and armpits for 6 months. Then, in accordance with the Church, Frances had to become a real nun. Starz, in its near obsessive need for authenticity demanded any actress vying for the role sign a 972 page contract outlining their commitment and legal obligation necessary for the securing part.

The signed contract can be seen in its entirety behind the actress in this photo, wherein Frances is sitting down to review a late entry addendum that demands she douche with Holy Water every other day. Caitriona, who has befriended the Harry Potter actress, looks on with obvious concern.
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BY THE WAY: The 5 'facts' discussed on this blog may actually be a bit off, if not downright fiction, so DO to take it all with a grain of salt. Preferably from the disintegrated body of Lot's wife. Bloody hell! Can't seem to shake off the biblicaliness from the last two entries...! Ah well! 
*scoots off to pour herself a big glass of sacramental wine*