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I AM PARCA'S CHOSEN:
Parca is the Roman Goddess of Childbirth and Destiny and after you get to know me, you will see why I believe she has, without doubt, made me her Poster Child. I deal with the odd serious issue but for the most part, my posts are just some cheeky fun, reviews of favorite shows, and true stories that will make you laugh out loud (or run screaming...I don't know you well enough to predict your behavior). You'll find satire with the odd parody tossed in....and most definitely a generous helping of hyperbole, with a dollop of facetiousness.

I am Canadian so expect a bit of politeness too. Sorry.

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Saturday, May 23, 2015

OUTLANDER S1E15 ‘WENTWORTH’: AN ADVERTISER’S WET DREAM


I should have been an Ad Exec.

Wentworth was a gut-wrenching, heart-shredding, make-your-eyeballs-bleed kind of episode that prisons now use for punishment instead of the death penalty, but all I could think of was how many companies could have used it for their advertising. It was a Cornucopia of Commercials. A Plethora of Product Placement opportunities. A Sponsorship MotherShip. *okay, I’ll stop now but you KNOW you are trying to think of more…

Millions of viewers. A massive audience of varied demographics, most of which are adults with the means to purchase these products. *this ain’t no kiddie show where 5-13 years olds are the main audience and Lego and Play Doh are schlepped 

Beauty.

So. Which real life retailers came to mind? Here are my Top 30.*if you are easily offended, politically correct or prone to clutching your pearl necklace before fainting on your Fainting Couch, it would a good time to stop reading now and go save a puppy or pick flowers or something…anything but see this very rude collection of insensitive ads. Off you go now...RUN!!  

Okay.The rest of you can stay.

TOP 30 ADS FROM S1E15 OUTLANDER: WENTWORTH
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