WHY THIS BLOG?

I AM PARCA'S CHOSEN:
Parca is the Roman Goddess of Childbirth and Destiny and after you get to know me, you will see why I believe she has, without doubt, made me her Poster Child. I deal with the odd serious issue but for the most part, my posts are just some cheeky fun, reviews of favorite shows, and true stories that will make you laugh out loud (or run screaming...I don't know you well enough to predict your behavior). You'll find satire with the odd parody tossed in....and most definitely a generous helping of hyperbole, with a dollop of facetiousness.

I am Canadian so expect a bit of politeness too. Sorry.

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Thursday, December 10, 2015

OUTLANDER INSPIRED POEM DRAWS RESPONSE FROM DIANA GABALDON! *giddy giggles*

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER! DIANA GABALDON RESPONDED TO MY OUTLANDER POEM!


THAT 'WELL DONE!' WAS THE BOOST I NEEDED TO CARRY ON WITH MY WRITING. THANK YOU DIANA FOR YOUR INSPIRATION AND KINDNESS. BEING APPROACHABLE AND ACCESSIBLE IS A RARE TRAIT FOR A CELEBRITY OF YOUR STATURE. BRAVO!

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OUTLANDER in IAMBIC TETRAMETER
By Denise Sevier-Fries

With lovely piercing eyes of Gold
A Lass just wed a little while;
Will Witness soon a Tale Untold
For Destiny must Reconcile.

Claire’s choice would never come to Play
It was not she, who thought to Leave;
Her heart was full that Fateful Day
No wish for Husband left Bereaved.

The Night before they’d hid so well
To watch the Solstice Dancing Crones;
The next day Lost! For Ancient Spell!
She’d fallen through the Standing Stones.

She tumbled, spinning! Flash of Light!
Then back to Earth, she tried to cope;
But guns and cries did give her Fright
Now lost and helpless, stripped of Hope.

Then Evil came and took its place
Before her stood a Deadly Foe;
A Wicked man, Beloved Face
A Secret buried long ago.

Then came a rescue! Clansmen fought,
The Scottish fighters, Fearsome bold;
She found a Love she never sought
Forever in her Heart to hold.

This Virgin Lad so sweet and brave
Did win her over, kept her Safe;
And then his Soul, to her he gave,
A fact that made for others' Chafe.

The Era was so Magical
Where Nessie freely roamed The Loch
But there were those more Practical
Like Jamie, Laird of Lallybroch.

The sadist Black Jack Randall forced
The need for Claire and Jamie wed;
Which led for married Lass, of course
To Duty bound on Marriage Bed.

But Consummation was not all
That throve above the Revelry
A Revelation felt by all
Would show that They were meant to be.

And so the Frasers' lives did Blaze
Their journeys, Wondrous, still enthrall
Diana’s stories still Amaze
Her Spirit captivates us All.

March 15 2015

Monday, November 9, 2015

THE OUTLANDER McLIPLOCK PHOTOGRAPH: Anatomy of An Innocent Kiss

BEING ADMIN TO OVER 55,000 OUTLANDER FANS IN AN AMAZING AND FUN GROUP ON FACEBOOK (CLICK TO JOIN OUR GROUP!) GIVES ME A WINDOW INTO THE OPINIONS OF THE MASSES...AND THEIR FANTASIES! *you have NO idea...
BUT IT'S A HOOT AND THE MEMBERS (mostly but not exclusively female) ARE GOOD FUN.

THE PHOTO BELOW CAME OUT IN NOVEMBER OF 2015 AND THE INTERNET BLEW UP

 SAM AND DIANA UP IN A TREE
 K-I-S-S-I-N-G
SERIOUSLY...THAT IS HOW SOME REACTED...BUT MANY MORE WERE JUST PLAIN JEALOUS AND HAD FUN WITH IT. BUT, SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH, I SEE OTHER FANDOMS AND MANY PEOPLE ARE UPSET. SO I MADE THIS MEME TO DEFEND OUR WONDERFUL DIANA AGAINST THOSE WHO OBJECTED SO STRENUOUSLY...AND TO GIVE A SMILE TO THOSE WHO, LIKE ME, THOUGHT IT WAS INNOCENT AND SIMPLY A UNIQUELY TIMED PHOTO SNAP.  THERE IS NO HOUGHMAGANDY...OR SHOULD I SAY HEUGHMAGANDY GOING ON HERE FOLKS. *giggle*
#McLIPLOCK #Heughmagandy

*CLICK TO ENLARGE

AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT. *wink*

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

OUTLANDER~ AN OPEN LETTER TO JAMIE FRASER: THE LAOGHAIRE INTIATIVE (or '70 Ways To Leave Your LegHair' *deepest apologies to Paul Simon)



Dear Jamie,
 
In light of the recent resurrection of the #Boobgate Affair, that I may or may not have helped inflame, I felt it incumbent upon myself to issue this warning to you directly:


You are in great danger.


I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I also bring you hope. And a plan of action. But first, let me explain things to you:


When you allowed LegHair, which is, by the way, the pseudo-phonetic nickname many of us use for Laoghaire, as most of us are snarky bitches when we have to share our Book Boyfriends with The Unworthy…but never mind that for now…where was I...right…when you allowed LegHair to place your married hand on her ample albino-like, goose-pimpled breast it caused an uproar in Fandomland, the likes that is reserved for more  Bill ‘The Cos’ Cosby- like halo slippages, when he fell into the Grand Canyon of celebrity Scandaldom (which is amazing since Bill is...like...you know...real!)


How do I know of your impending doom? Well, like your wife, I am from the Future and I’m telling you son…Leghair is not done with you yet. You can trust me. I even made a Black Jack Randall Voodoo Doll so I could help slow the bastard down a notch and keep him off of you. I have your back kiddo.


So…what to do about LegHair’s plans to make you hers.


Well, you have proven yourself incapable of staving off the advances of the wee wretched wenchling on your own, so I have mined the experiences of some close, personal friends and their actions, reproduced here with the wonder of modern technology (let’s just call it Fairie Magic) which will give you the tools to protect yourself from LegHair the next time she corners you and offers you boobage to caress and perhaps other fleshy naughties to nibble.


Study these tried and true actions, memorize them, and you, my sweet man-child, will be safe from that manipulative manhandling menace. 

 

                                             THE LAOGHAIRE INITIATIVE
*a.k.a. 70 Ways To Leave Your LegHair (with my deepest apologies to Paul Simon)


                                 How to react next time LegHair reaches out for you:
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Feel free to save this correspondence to refer back to now and then so you can keep up your new Anti-LegHair Skills.


Much love and best wishes from a wizened old Canadian fan,


Denise Sevier-Fries

*PS: just a quick tip or two…stay away from lead lined hats and buy some property from a family named Clampett in the Ozarks in the USA. Again, just trust me. Do it.