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Thursday, December 2, 2010

DARTH VADER CHEWBACCA JONES? WHY NOT?

Speaking of names...

Do you know where you’d be if you saw this list of given names? (no surnames added):
Daisy Boo
Zowie
Poppy Honey
Camera
Seven Sirius
Puma
Diva Muffin
Blue Angel
Jermajesty
Moon Unit
Dweezil
Rufus Tiger
Tiger Lily
Sailor
Kal-el (*Superman’s birth name)
Fifi Trixibelle
Little Pixie
Peaches Honeyblossom
Ever Gabo
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
Banjo
Free
Spec Wildhorse
Rumer
Moxie Crimefighter
Pilot Inspektor
Bogart
Reignbeau (pronounced: Rainbow)
Freedom
Rocket 
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q. Hewson
Kyd
Racer
Destry
Rebel
Rogue
Audio Science
Sage Moonblood
And of course...the infamous Apple.

Yes...you guessed it! You’d be in Hollywood! If everyone listed here went to the same school at the same time, this would be the graduation list of children of the rich and famous. Nothing life or death, for sure, but an interesting study of the celebrity mind nonetheless. And I admit, a good chuckle.

I will break the rule here and mention just one surname: actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. As in Tu Morrow

It must be a medical condition. Some people are just born without the DumbAssIdea gland that monitors ones judgment. It is usually located directly behind the Pituitary gland.

I don’t know...it just seems to me that childhood can be hard enough for some kids without the added stress of a cocaine-inspired moniker. Would you name your kid ‘Fire’? How could you ever call his name out loud without causing widespread panic?

*NOTE- I wave all responsibility for influencing any celebrity who now names their child ‘Fire’. If you have issues with this, call my lawyer. Her name  Krook Skumsucker Brandt. She's in the Yellow Pages.

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