Speaking of names...
Do you know where you’d be if you saw this list of given names? (no surnames added):
Kal-el (*Superman’s birth name)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
Reignbeau (pronounced: Rainbow)
RocketElijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q. Hewson
And of course...the infamous Apple.
Yes...you guessed it! You’d be in Hollywood! If everyone listed here went to the same school at the same time, this would be the graduation list of children of the rich and famous. Nothing life or death, for sure, but an interesting study of the celebrity mind nonetheless. And I admit, a good chuckle.
I will break the rule here and mention just one surname: actor Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. As in Tu Morrow.
It must be a medical condition. Some people are just born without the DumbAssIdea gland that monitors ones judgment. It is usually located directly behind the Pituitary gland.
I don’t know...it just seems to me that childhood can be hard enough for some kids without the added stress of a cocaine-inspired moniker. Would you name your kid ‘Fire’? How could you ever call his name out loud without causing widespread panic?
*NOTE- I wave all responsibility for influencing any celebrity who now names their child ‘Fire’. If you have issues with this, call my lawyer. Her name Krook Skumsucker Brandt. She's in the Yellow Pages.