OUTLANDER: Queen of Meme~ My Fun Stuff

I have been called the Queen of Meme. Hardly true but I am a Royalist so I will take it as I DO love making them (and meme/e-cards) and making people smile!
 I contribute to this continually so please pop back anytime to see what I have added! *The facebook forum I am an Admin (moderator) on is called OUTLANDER SERIES FACEBOOK GROUP and it is a whopping 80,000PLUS strong!
 Members will get a few of these memes that others may not...sorry. Better join us then!

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The four sides:

Diana replied to THIS meme:

I am so wide known for my meme skills, I thought I would make Jamie and Claire more like how they are described in the books for those who are complaining so much: *the burger is added for those who think Claire needs to fatten up her fine arse
(yes, this is satire)

 This was made for Diana who gets a lot of flak on her FB page:

MOBY took a LONG time to come...so I cancelled my order and drove a half hour to get it from a nearby city on release date:

Here is the blog post that I got a lot of laughs from! Click the link:

Cherry Nipple Club

**Please find my wee ebookie about Jamie and Claire Texting on Amazon! Here is a sample** Here is a link: click here

I fell in love madly with TV Frank...Book Frank, meh...not so much.

One of Sam's earlier roles had people gasping! *shrug*

My Mother's Day meme:

                                                           **For fun...not real signs

Sam satire...please...it is a joke!

                                                       Pretend T-shirt...NOT for sale:

 The mystery of the missing belt and watch from Episode 1 has been solved! Jamie had it all along!

This was verra popular...so many wanted to use it after Episode 6...

Too many fans were whinging that Caitriona was too skinny for Claire...so I had her shopping for munchies...

Many of us were unhappy with Claire's having 2 major loves...and both so great! It is called jealously...I admit it...

Diana smiled at this meme I made to defend her (and other writer's babies...their books):

Dougal toilet paper...doesn't take shit from anyone:

Lack of authenticity in this scene...tch...tch..tch (and Claire had the pearls on too soon!)

The party progressed with people asking for more party favors:

...and clown noses...

After the Wedding (Episode 7):

Before the wedding..Murtagh's face killed me! LOL!

Someone made a Standing Stone aquarium set...Nessie got through!

A 'flounce' is someone making a drama queen comment before quitting a facebook group in a huff and the flouncer is always lambasted afterwards. It's a fine art form:

I thought Mrs. Fitz and Calire looked this this at one point...caused a stir on a fb site I am on it got deleted. LOL!

Canadian version:

 When I couldn't access Starz videos of Outlander I let them know I was desperate. Many people agreed:

A Canada thing:

 There are three words in this meme that only certain fans will understand...sasshole, snack bar and LegHair (an Outlander-type asshole; what Claire opened up to Frank on the table at Castle Leoch and Leoghaire):

After Canada let a hundred commercials interrupt Outlander on Showcase:

The infamous Downton Abbey water bottle shot that went viral on the net...here, Jamie takes its place:

 Pre-Outlander jobs...this is why they click now:

 Claire likes long tongues...so it seem an anteater might be her Spirit Animal...

 Or maybe this one is Claire's SA...

 I said I found early copies of MOBY at Victoria's Secret and SO many believed it...I was shocked! LOL!

Actor Andy Whipp plays Jamie's father Brian Fraser, so...:

FANTASY CASTING
 **FREE eBOOK**
Silly and for fun...click on link below:
OUTLANDER DUAL ROLES eBOOK

MOST POPULAR SO FAR:
Episode 7:

Getting past the censors:

The REAL bling Ring!

Some women I know are beginning to see Jamie everywhere...and I do mean EVERYWHERE!

We love Jamie and think he is the BEST kind of man! Do you have a sports hero your adore too? Who is YOUR sports Jamie?

**OUTLANDER WEDDING DAY GAME**
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My Blue Eyed Lad *made for all you Jamieholics!

I designed some Outlander themed T's NOT FOR SALE:

     NOT FOR SALE

NOT FOR SALE

JIB JAB clips: All Outlander
Outlander Chippendales

Outlander Time Warp

Outlander Monster Rap

Outlander Monster Mash

Outlander Tequila!

Frank 'Celebration!'

Higher and Higher

Outlnder World Cup Soccer

Outlander Ballet

Colum and Murtagh Hula

Jamie and Claire Tap

Outlander German Polka 
*with me joining the fun!

and again I joined in for The Outlander Square Dance

Ever Bunny Dance Now (Outlander Easter)

The Outlander Hop

Outlander Can-Can

Charleston (me and Jamie!)

Can't Get Enough of Your Love

I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover

J&C: Your The One That I Want

The Outlander Addams Family

Outlander Disco

HAPPY

J&C: I Got You Babe

 Outlander Hard Rockin' Holidays

 Outlander Pilgrim Song

 Outlander Figure Skaters

Outlander Macareindeer

 Frank Winning Over Claire

 Outlander Farting Carol

 Outlander Twinkle All The Way

Outlander Twerkin' Holiday!

All About That Bass

 Sam and Cait Outlander Audition Tape

St Paddys Day 2015

Easter 2015

Easter 2015

Justin Bieber's 'SORRY'

 TVFrank is a surprise tragic figure of Outlander Starz...and his loyalty and deep, romantic love is easily overshadowed by TVJamie's buttcheeks and knee porn...so I made a montage to help us remember that TVFrank was TVClaire's FIRST love and is deserving of loyalty and respect.

HALLOWEEN GAME 2014

THESE FOLLOWING 'JAPANESE' MEMES NEED AN INTRO: 
THE FIRST WORD IS INDEED A JAPANESE...THE SECOND...WELL, IT SHOULD BE!

*The Collection:

 

OR

...and the last reserved for Herself:

Outlander 12 Days of Xmas sing-a-long

Outlanderized Meme *CBS blew it big time...so I added to the flub!

I made this to aid my duties as Admin on OSFG (Outlander Series Facebook Group) that is the LARGEST and BEST Outlander group EVER!  *but we are passionate and reminders like this meme come in handy...LOL!

Their first Enquirer-esque exposé! *Done in fun! Thought I would beat the trash magazines at their own game...

Outlander men getting in touch with their feminine side to an counter over-abundance of testosterone:

Outlanderizing the popular Speed Dating meme:

Click link below: *20 second rant

MY OUTLANDER STARZ RANT

SINGLES OF ABOVE MEME:

PIMP MY BLACKJACK! *KEEP SCROLLING DOWN

Members of OSFG offered me suggestions:

Carmen Miranda/ballet dancer etc...mix:

Need comfy Kitties!

Funniest request: Claire wedding dress and a lamp:

Yes...I was asked to do Gaga:

NEW MEMES: #GeillisTrix

Sign Generators online...such fun!

JUNGIAN ARCHETYPES: OUTLANDER SEASON 1 (PART 1)

Season 1 Part 2

For St Paddy's Day:

My #PocketFrank

SAM'S NEW PHOTO SHOOT PICS APRIL 2015

Yea...an old online meme...I added the kilt. Seemed the right thing to do.

This next meme was made in response to a few people who thought the above meme was REAL! LOL!

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Outlander Bus Ride

OUTLANDER CROSSWORDS PUZZLE

ANSWERS!!

LOOKING FOR JAMIE! A NEW GAME!

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as always...click to enlarge:

Actors REAL signs and gemstones

Master Raymond:S2E2

MAJOR RE-POST!! FROM DIANA HERSELF!

RE-POSTED ON HER FB PAGE ON AUG 6 2016...HOW COOL IS THAT?

 

Claire admits to kissing men (soldiers) during the war, even though she was married to Frank 2 years before it started, but perhaps she did it for the war effort? *sink*

OUTLANDER: Episode S̶e̶x̶ Six

Well, you don't have to be Freud, Dr. Ruth, Dr. Phil or a hooker to know a Sex Act when it whips you in the face...or in this case, the back. Not uncontrolled anger, mommy issues, insanity or a need to buff up his tennis arm…this whipping post scene with Black Jack is a case of pure sadomasochism (definition:  the deriving of pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting or submitting to physical or emotional abuse; all of which describes my first piano teacher). 

BJ (appropo initials, yes?) Randall relives his intercourse/whipping fantasy (made real at the expense of the heroic and selfless Jamie) by detailing it to Claire in ever-so provocative and sensual terms, and becomes so engrossed in his memory, that if it weren’t for the vigilant TV Censor Gods, there might have been an ‘Ooops! Pardon me Madame whilst I change my breeches...” moment when he c̶l̶i̶m̶a̶x̶e̶d̶  finished talking. 

*Talk about your Emmy worthy performances! Both Tobias and Cait deserve major kudos for their work: BJR fairly reeked of Sex Juice and Claire’s ugly choking-for-air face proved her acting steaks (I hate chops, sorry). Was I the only one who pretended to be punched in the stomach afterward to see if I could look and sound as believable? My poor DH thought I was having a seizure…and kept reading his paper. *sigh* No Jamie in MY living room, obviously. (He also jumped up after the flogging scene and said, "That reminds me! I didn't take the hamburger out to thaw for supper!" and ran to the kitchen. *double sigh* He was a chef in another life so I keep him around...)

I paraphrase, but the whole ‘connecting’ with Jamie through the whip (surrogate penis); feeling the shudder of the impact up his arm and exploding (ejaculating) into his heart (surrogate vagina) and the thought that he and Jamie ‘created something beautiful together’ (surrogate pregnancy and birth complete with blood splashing on the floor and torn flesh) made me so uncomfortable that I tried to look away, but like a mesmerizing crash scene on the highway, I had to stare and felt guilty for doing so. But not guilty enough, apparently, to not think of a meme to commemorate the event:

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If Jamie was Christ-like, hanging on a wooden post and flogged for the sins of others, then BJR is truly a perfect Devil to counter that Saintliness. The very name Captain Jack Randall has 18 letters. The Devil’s own number, 666, adds up to, yes…you got it…18 letters. *whistles while you go to count the letters* This may seem a manipulative exercise but at my age, any exercise is a plus. 

I haven’t written an OP (opinion piece) for any of the episodes or scenes until now, because I didn’t feel any emotions strong enough to put quill to paper. The feeling today though, could not be satiated with a meme-fest alone:

Episode 6 was special. *and I think #7 will be even more so…

In all, Starz is the Master Chef who takes Diana’s book and expertly trims the juicy fat, slices and dices here and there (with the odd wee garnish added) and cooks up a dish that may be a little bloody, but it is rich and man, does it hit the spot! (G-spots included *wink*)

That is my second food reference so I am obviously getting hungry, so I will leave you with one last meme-morsel to chew on before I take my leave *tummy growls*: 

 

A Truthy Response To Vanity Fair's Outlander Review

Dear Vanity Fair,

I may be the lone voice of reason in the entire Outlander Fandom, but I offer you my support in regards to the recent Outlander review by Joanna Robinson 'Does The New Outlander Series Have What It Takes To Be More Than A Bodice-Ripper?' that has gone more virile than a Scotsman in a see-through kilt. Or is that viral? Nevertheless, I am offering my 2 phased-out Canadian cents worth to the discussion. 

I for one agree 100% with Joanna Robinson (may I call her JoRo?) and would ask your undecided readers to not judge her article based on the rabid frothing slathered upon the comments pages of various papers and forums that actually require rabies shots after having read them.

Let’s look at the facts, which will dispel all criticisms of your well-respected writer/journalist who is a professional and hardly one to toss up an opinion piece based on shallow research and one-liner catchphrases plucked from an online generator.

First of all, Outlander is INDEED a bodice ripper! Why deny it? The definition (that I did not make up but found on a probably legit website) states: “Bodice rippers are strictly formulaic and the plot usually involves a vulnerable heroine faced with a richer and more powerful male character, whom she initially dislikes. It is virtually obligatory for the cover picture to show the swooning, ample-bosomed heroine.”

Each point is spot-on Outlander! It is so formulaic that it is schlepped solely as a romance. Unless you find it in the historical fiction section of your library…or shelved in the fantasy, sci-fi, gay and lesbian, and/or mystery and thriller sections as well, but the point I am trying to make here is that it is absolutely formulaic! 

And there is no heroine as vulnerable as the wimpy Claire Beauchamp: does she fend off a pack of wolves outside Wentworth Prison by herself? Well yea, but only for a few hours until she has a big hairy Scotsman help her …and she only kills one wolf herself! And her reputation as being fearless, headstrong, independent and a highly intelligent doctor/nurse is hardly evidence of her fortitude and self-reliance, as they are simply band-aid traits that cover her need for a burly he-man to help her survive. It is that obvious to anyone with eyes. 

And the fact that she seems to like the young damaged warrior (Jamie) she treats upon their first meeting does not cover the fact that she dislikes the position she finds herself in and therefore, by association, she dislikes Jamie, the man who soon afterwards, lustfully rips her bodice to shreds…well long strips actually that he then braids into macramé pot holders that he uses when he eventually bakes haggis for his men at Lollybroch. It is important to remember facts so one may debate with at least a modicum of credibility. That much I have learned from JoRo.

And as far as the Outlander book covers go, well, the colorful pictures of a topless and buxom Scarlet O’Hara swooning into the hairy chested and mustachioed Rhett Butler solidifies the series as a trashy pseudo-pornographic set that would make Charlie Sheen blush.

Next, I especially concur with the ‘50 Shades of Plaid’ reference. After all plaid is the color of the …no wait, plaid is a cloth and tartan is the color…but nevertheless, the point is that there are at least 50 shades of various clan kilts in the story and it had to be said.  Gratuitous kilt scenes riddle the books and show, and when Frodo rips his off and slides into the hallway playing the air guitar while his parents are away…well,  shenanigans the likes of which Mount Doom has never seen ensues. That is 50 shades of risky business my friends.

Finally, let’s address the elephant in the room, shall we? What everyone knows, but only JoRo had the balls big enough to say, is that men do not like watching love stories. No real man will sit through a TV series geared towards princesses who are waiting for their prince, shivering and alone, all vulnerable-like in their ice palaces singing about how they should all just let it go. The seven little people working in the diamond mine and whistling while they work may be a bit endearing, but JoRo is right to say that the poison apple and true love's kiss is simply far too politically incorrect and may only serve to anger the environmentalists and Apple Pickers of America who will suffer for this insult. I may be paraphrasing.

Bottom line: A well-researched opinion piece is a gem and since one cannot just grab scenes from mid-air and treat them like they are fact, one should always just read and learn from the pros like JoRo. They can be trusted. No credible magazine would Fair well otherwise.  I hope my letter helps anyone who needed the facts straight up. 

I have a headache now and must rest.

Na Noo Na Noo.

Denise Sevier-Fries