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My name is Denise Sevier-Fries (nee Buchy). Parca is the Roman Goddess of Childbirth and Destiny and after you get to know me, you will see why I believe she has, without doubt, made me her Poster Child. Come here for some serious issues, but mainly just some cheeky fun; satire with the odd parody tossed in, and a generous helping of hyperbole, with a dollop of facetiousness.

I am Canadian so expect a bit of politeness too. Sorry.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

OUTLANDER: Queen of Meme~ My Fun Stuff

I have been called the Queen of Meme. Hardly true but I am a Royalist so I will take it as I DO love making them (and meme/e-cards) and making people smile!
 I contribute to this continually so please pop back anytime to see what I have added! *The facebook forum I am an Admin (moderator) on is called OUTLANDER SERIES FACEBOOK GROUP and it is a whopping 80,000PLUS strong!
 Members will get a few of these memes that others may not...sorry. Better join us then!

*CLICK ANY PIC TO ENLARGE!


ADDED: SEPT 2016 : CLECK  HERE TO GET THE FULL BOARD AND ALL THE PLAYING CARDS!

The four sides:







Diana replied to THIS meme:





I am so wide known for my meme skills, I thought I would make Jamie and Claire more like how they are described in the books for those who are complaining so much: *the burger is added for those who think Claire needs to fatten up her fine arse
(yes, this is satire)






 This was made for Diana who gets a lot of flak on her FB page:


MOBY took a LONG time to come...so I cancelled my order and drove a half hour to get it from a nearby city on release date:


Here is the blog post that I got a lot of laughs from! Click the link:













**Please find my wee ebookie about Jamie and Claire Texting on Amazon! Here is a sample** Here is a link: click here





I fell in love madly with TV Frank...Book Frank, meh...not so much.
One of Sam's earlier roles had people gasping! *shrug*


















My Mother's Day meme:







                                                           **For fun...not real signs







Sam satire...please...it is a joke!


                                                       Pretend T-shirt...NOT for sale:






 The mystery of the missing belt and watch from Episode 1 has been solved! Jamie had it all along!

This was verra popular...so many wanted to use it after Episode 6...

Too many fans were whinging that Caitriona was too skinny for Claire...so I had her shopping for munchies...

Many of us were unhappy with Claire's having 2 major loves...and both so great! It is called jealously...I admit it...



Diana smiled at this meme I made to defend her (and other writer's babies...their books):

Dougal toilet paper...doesn't take shit from anyone:
Lack of authenticity in this scene...tch...tch..tch (and Claire had the pearls on too soon!)

The party progressed with people asking for more party favors:
...and clown noses...




After the Wedding (Episode 7):


Before the wedding..Murtagh's face killed me! LOL!

Someone made a Standing Stone aquarium set...Nessie got through!

A 'flounce' is someone making a drama queen comment before quitting a facebook group in a huff and the flouncer is always lambasted afterwards. It's a fine art form:

I thought Mrs. Fitz and Calire looked this this at one point...caused a stir on a fb site I am on it got deleted. LOL!



Canadian version:



 When I couldn't access Starz videos of Outlander I let them know I was desperate. Many people agreed:



A Canada thing:


 There are three words in this meme that only certain fans will understand...sasshole, snack bar and LegHair (an Outlander-type asshole; what Claire opened up to Frank on the table at Castle Leoch and Leoghaire):





After Canada let a hundred commercials interrupt Outlander on Showcase:

The infamous Downton Abbey water bottle shot that went viral on the net...here, Jamie takes its place:



 Pre-Outlander jobs...this is why they click now:
 Claire likes long tongues...so it seem an anteater might be her Spirit Animal...



 Or maybe this one is Claire's SA...




 I said I found early copies of MOBY at Victoria's Secret and SO many believed it...I was shocked! LOL!

Actor Andy Whipp plays Jamie's father Brian Fraser, so...:

FANTASY CASTING
 **FREE eBOOK**
Silly and for fun...click on link below:
OUTLANDER DUAL ROLES eBOOK


MOST POPULAR SO FAR:
Episode 7:


Getting past the censors:


The REAL bling Ring!

Some women I know are beginning to see Jamie everywhere...and I do mean EVERYWHERE!



We love Jamie and think he is the BEST kind of man! Do you have a sports hero your adore too? Who is YOUR sports Jamie?


**OUTLANDER WEDDING DAY GAME**
-remember to click to enlarge -

My Blue Eyed Lad *made for all you Jamieholics!





I designed some Outlander themed T's NOT FOR SALE:


     NOT FOR SALE

NOT FOR SALE





JIB JAB clips: All Outlander
Outlander Chippendales
Outlander Time Warp
Outlander Monster Rap
Outlander Monster Mash
Outlander Tequila!
Frank 'Celebration!'
Higher and Higher
Outlnder World Cup Soccer
Outlander Ballet
Colum and Murtagh Hula
Jamie and Claire Tap
Outlander German Polka 
*with me joining the fun!
and again I joined in for The Outlander Square Dance
Ever Bunny Dance Now (Outlander Easter)

The Outlander Hop

Outlander Can-Can
Charleston (me and Jamie!)
Can't Get Enough of Your Love
I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover
J&C: Your The One That I Want
The Outlander Addams Family
Outlander Disco
HAPPY
J&C: I Got You Babe
 Outlander Hard Rockin' Holidays
 Outlander Pilgrim Song
 Outlander Figure Skaters
Outlander Macareindeer
 Frank Winning Over Claire
 Outlander Farting Carol
 Outlander Twinkle All The Way
Outlander Twerkin' Holiday!
All About That Bass
 Sam and Cait Outlander Audition Tape
St Paddys Day 2015

Easter 2015
Easter 2015
Justin Bieber's 'SORRY'


 TVFrank is a surprise tragic figure of Outlander Starz...and his loyalty and deep, romantic love is easily overshadowed by TVJamie's buttcheeks and knee porn...so I made a montage to help us remember that TVFrank was TVClaire's FIRST love and is deserving of loyalty and respect.

HALLOWEEN GAME 2014





THESE FOLLOWING 'JAPANESE' MEMES NEED AN INTRO: 
THE FIRST WORD IS INDEED A JAPANESE...THE SECOND...WELL, IT SHOULD BE!






*The Collection:








OR




...and the last reserved for Herself:


Outlander 12 Days of Xmas sing-a-long











Outlanderized Meme *CBS blew it big time...so I added to the flub!




I made this to aid my duties as Admin on OSFG (Outlander Series Facebook Group) that is the LARGEST and BEST Outlander group EVER!  *but we are passionate and reminders like this meme come in handy...LOL!








Their first Enquirer-esque exposé! *Done in fun! Thought I would beat the trash magazines at their own game...






Outlander men getting in touch with their feminine side to an counter over-abundance of testosterone:



Outlanderizing the popular Speed Dating meme:












Click link below: *20 second rant









SINGLES OF ABOVE MEME:














PIMP MY BLACKJACK! *KEEP SCROLLING DOWN
Members of OSFG offered me suggestions:

Carmen Miranda/ballet dancer etc...mix:

Need comfy Kitties!

Funniest request: Claire wedding dress and a lamp:

Yes...I was asked to do Gaga:







NEW MEMES: #GeillisTrix



Sign Generators online...such fun!














JUNGIAN ARCHETYPES: OUTLANDER SEASON 1 (PART 1)

Season 1 Part 2










For St Paddy's Day:






SAM'S NEW PHOTO SHOOT PICS APRIL 2015

















Yea...an old online meme...I added the kilt. Seemed the right thing to do.


This next meme was made in response to a few people who thought the above meme was REAL! LOL!


**CLICK TO ENLARGE**



Outlander Bus Ride

OUTLANDER CROSSWORDS PUZZLE



ANSWERS!!

LOOKING FOR JAMIE! A NEW GAME!
*CLICK TO ENLARGE 

as always...click to enlarge:


Actors REAL signs and gemstones








Master Raymond:S2E2









MAJOR RE-POST!! FROM DIANA HERSELF!
RE-POSTED ON HER FB PAGE ON AUG 6 2016...HOW COOL IS THAT?
 








































Claire admits to kissing men (soldiers) during the war, even though she was married to Frank 2 years before it started, but perhaps she did it for the war effort? *sink*

















































Monday, September 15, 2014

OUTLANDER: Episode S̶e̶x̶ Six



Well, you don't have to be Freud, Dr. Ruth, Dr. Phil or a hooker to know a Sex Act when it whips you in the face...or in this case, the back. Not uncontrolled anger, mommy issues, insanity or a need to buff up his tennis arm…this whipping post scene with Black Jack is a case of pure sadomasochism (definition:  the deriving of pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting or submitting to physical or emotional abuse; all of which describes my first piano teacher). 


BJ (appropo initials, yes?) Randall relives his intercourse/whipping fantasy (made real at the expense of the heroic and selfless Jamie) by detailing it to Claire in ever-so provocative and sensual terms, and becomes so engrossed in his memory, that if it weren’t for the vigilant TV Censor Gods, there might have been an ‘Ooops! Pardon me Madame whilst I change my breeches...” moment when he c̶l̶i̶m̶a̶x̶e̶d̶  finished talking. 
*Talk about your Emmy worthy performances! Both Tobias and Cait deserve major kudos for their work: BJR fairly reeked of Sex Juice and Claire’s ugly choking-for-air face proved her acting steaks (I hate chops, sorry). Was I the only one who pretended to be punched in the stomach afterward to see if I could look and sound as believable? My poor DH thought I was having a seizure…and kept reading his paper. *sigh* No Jamie in MY living room, obviously. (He also jumped up after the flogging scene and said, "That reminds me! I didn't take the hamburger out to thaw for supper!" and ran to the kitchen. *double sigh* He was a chef in another life so I keep him around...)


I paraphrase, but the whole ‘connecting’ with Jamie through the whip (surrogate penis); feeling the shudder of the impact up his arm and exploding (ejaculating) into his heart (surrogate vagina) and the thought that he and Jamie ‘created something beautiful together’ (surrogate pregnancy and birth complete with blood splashing on the floor and torn flesh) made me so uncomfortable that I tried to look away, but like a mesmerizing crash scene on the highway, I had to stare and felt guilty for doing so. But not guilty enough, apparently, to not think of a meme to commemorate the event:

*click on all pics to enlarge


If Jamie was Christ-like, hanging on a wooden post and flogged for the sins of others, then BJR is truly a perfect Devil to counter that Saintliness. The very name Captain Jack Randall has 18 letters. The Devil’s own number, 666, adds up to, yes…you got it…18 letters. *whistles while you go to count the letters* This may seem a manipulative exercise but at my age, any exercise is a plus. 


I haven’t written an OP (opinion piece) for any of the episodes or scenes until now, because I didn’t feel any emotions strong enough to put quill to paper. The feeling today though, could not be satiated with a meme-fest alone:


Episode 6 was special. *and I think #7 will be even more so…




In all, Starz is the Master Chef who takes Diana’s book and expertly trims the juicy fat, slices and dices here and there (with the odd wee garnish added) and cooks up a dish that may be a little bloody, but it is rich and man, does it hit the spot! (G-spots included *wink*)

That is my second food reference so I am obviously getting hungry, so I will leave you with one last meme-morsel to chew on before I take my leave *tummy growls*: